Thanks for the cognitive recalibration / no prob / heeyyy have I ever toldyou about my best friend ssteve? / tony you’re very drunk tony stop / (I hate everything) / Come along brother!
(via missgarfield)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via frankieroisamyth)
(Source: obviouslyknott, via missgarfield)
Hey someone should make a gif of a person being hit by a bus. The person should be labeled tumblr and the bus should be labeled Loki feels. Just a thought.
He’s my MPDTL
Manic Pixie Dream Time Lord
(Source: not-the-very-button, via davidtennantandbeatlesporn)
I was supposed to read King Lear this weekend, but then tumblr happened. So I read the Sparknotes. That’s good enough, right?
Auditions for The Hunger Games
(Source: mtv.com, via nevershavethomas)
(Source: millercross, via missgarfield)
- before people get to know me: Oh my God you're so shy...and quiet...
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP